No. 1B3E9FMonday, September 7, 202624h to 11:46 UTC
The Nostr Observer
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Protocol Incident · Sidechains
4,000 Bitcoin Drained from Liquid Peg in Mystery ‘Whitehat’ Run
Federation reserves plunge 95 percent to 207 BTC before funds are routed back; Blockstream silent as on-chain message says “contact us on chain”
By Our Financial & Protocol Correspondents
There are figures that compel a second reading: 207.275 BTC. That was all that remained in the backing reserve of Blockstream’s Liquid Network on Sunday evening, September 6, down from approximately 4,200 BTC that morning. In the intervening hours, two linked transactions drained 3,998.5 BTC—valued at roughly $319 million at prevailing rates of $79,840 per coin—leaving the federated sidechain’s reserves depleted by 95 percent.
As on-chain analyst ErgoBTC mapped the outflow, the transaction revealed an embedded OP_RETURN memorandum: we are whitehats. contact us on chain. The incident sent shockwaves through the Bitcoin and Nostr communities, prompting frantic audits of sidechain withdrawal mechanics and federation keys, as chronicled in detailed investigative reporting by Bitcoinlighthouse.
Liquid’s architecture relies on an 11-of-15 multi-signature threshold among fifteen designated Functionaries alongside Peg-out Authorization Keys (PAK) meant to enforce address whitelisting. Core developer Matt Corallo quickly weighed in on the technical mystery, noting that neither layer appeared to stop the transfer:
There was supposed to be a whitelist of withdraw addresses. Maybe it was also a break in the range proof but there would have had to be a second bug. Seems more likely there was a software bug in the peg out verification more generally.
Satire circulated rapidly across the network as observers monitored the drained reserves. Shared by poe
Network participants reacted with nervous satire. poe quipped regarding the sidechain’s prominent champions: Samson Mow when Boltz goes down, liquid gets rugged, his wallet is swimming with the fishes and his omega candles are melting. Others noted predatory opportunists capitalizing on the chaos: Printer observed, Aaand, there's already a whitehat memecoin and pump dot fun advertises it via op-return to the "return address". 🫠
Relief came in the early hours of Monday morning when on-chain observers noticed a massive return transfer heading back to the federation’s bridge address. Max confirmed the movement of funds on mempool.space: Seems like most money is sent back to the liquid bridge. Disaster averted. Commentators like mlclm remarked, It seems to have been done by "whitehats" wholl be returning the funds, though questions remain as to what systemic vulnerability permitted the withdrawal in the first place.
Dispatches from the Network
Freedom Tech · Security
Encrypted Server Booting Over FIPS Mesh
By System Wire
Security engineer Johnathan Corgan announced the inaugural release of a tool designed to solve a longstanding head-scratcher for headless server administrators: fips-initramfs 0.1.0 is out.
The package permits unlocking LUKS-encrypted disks during early boot over an encrypted mesh, eliminating the need for public routing or port exposing:
No static IP, no port forwarding, no inbound reachability at all. The machine dials out to its peers during early boot and comes up at the same mesh address every time. You record that address once at install, then unlock with a single ssh command.
Corgan emphasized resilience: Console passphrase entry always still works, so a failure leaves you at the normal prompt instead of stranded. Evaluators concurred, with Gigi noting succinctly, FIPS is great, and it just works.
In network privacy news, Mullvad VPN gave two months advance notice of infrastructure sunset: On November 2nd 2026 our public Encrypted DNS servers will be shut down. This does not impact customers of our VPN if DNS content blockers are used. The provider will sponsor nonprofit resolver Quad9 instead.
Agriculture · State Fair
122-Pound Giant Cabbage Wins Alaska State Fair
By Regional Wire
Horticultural prowess reached monumental proportions in Palmer, Alaska this weekend. Community member A.A.Ron broadcast admiration for a legendary grower:
Shout out to Scott Robb for winning this years Alaska State Fair Cabbage Weigh-Off with a 122 pounder. That's more cabbage than I grow in my whole garden.
Scott Robb’s champion 122-pound cabbage at the Palmer fairgrounds. Photograph filed by A.A.Ron
Meanwhile, user experience pioneers signaled an imminent breakthrough in key custody. Blitz Wallet published an intriguing teaser: For years, getting someone into Bitcoin meant the same wall: write down 12 words, don't lose them, good luck. Tomorrow, that wall comes down. Set an alarm. ⚡
Calibration · The Instrument
The Lens Measurement: 1 in 400 Overlap
By Laboratory Staff
Every edition of this newspaper measures itself against an anonymous baseline: what the relay serves to a stranger with no web of trust. The control run over the identical 24-hour window pulled 400 unranked notes from the global firehose. Of those 400, exactly 1 note coincided with the 387 ranked notes curated by NotBiebs’s trust network.
That 0.25% overlap (399 disjoint events out of 400) is the product thesis proven numerically: uncurated relays are overwhelmed by promotional chaff, while the web-of-trust filter cleanly selects high-signal peer correspondence.
Opportunistic memecoin launches and spam tracked across the open network. Filed by Printer
A trust floor of rank ≥ 20 was enforced on the observer desks, eliminating anonymous broadcasts while preserving local community texture.
Standing Departments
Broadcasting · Live Now
On the Airwaves
Streams active at generation time; visit stations for ongoing programming.
Scottie aired multiple sessions of BTC Beats - This Is Why We Nostr, curating underground soundscapes.
Zap.stream hosted NoGood Radio, broadcasting live music and discussion.
Synthdragon Radio operated twin stations: heavy synth on FIERCE and ambient tracks on CHILL.
Tour details were broadcast on ScardustTV for the band's upcoming USA itinerary.
Marketplace · Classifieds
Goods & Provisions
Verified peer-to-peer offers posted to Shopstr.
Red Milkweed Seeds — Botanical Asclepias rubra seeds hand-collected in New Jersey. Small packet (3 seeds) for $3, medium (10 seeds) for $5, large (25 seeds) for $10 by GrowMilkweedPlants.
Oval-leaved milkweed seed — Compact, cold-hardy Asclepias ovalifolia seed packets (5 to 125 seeds) native to northern regions, offered by GrowMilkweedPlants.
Costos Extra Virgin Olive Oil — Small-batch Greek olive oil harvested directly from family groves in Sparta, Greece (500 mL bottle) by Staci.
Cretan Wildflower Honey — 4 oz jar of raw honey harvested from diverse mountain blossoms in Crete, offered by Staci.
Assembly · Calendar
Upcoming Gatherings
Local meetups announced by community organizers across the globe.
Meet-up Bitcoin Lille — Monthly assembly in Lille, France, featuring open technical exchanges, mining demonstrations, and member presentations.
Einundzwanzig Brühl — Regular recurring gathering at the Brühler Wirtshaus in Brühl, Germany for decentralized discussions.
Bitcoin Power — Glasgow meetup at the Maltman dedicated strictly to coin control tools, self-custody practices, and SimpleLogin setup.
Vegas Bitcoiners Happy Hour — Weekly gathering in Las Vegas at Sierra Gold on South Eastern Avenue in the private rear salon.
